http://monocle-layton.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] monocle-layton.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] laytondressing2012-03-12 06:25 pm

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[Like all of the residents of the Dressing Room, Monocle awoke this morning to find that he could not tell a lie. After considering this for sometime he decided that, in light of this, now is the perfect time to end his current silence in regards to the election and give people the chance to talk to him.

He's in the lobby and is making an announcement, if anyone cares to listen.]

My fellow residents of the Dressing Room, I'm sure you've all noticed that today our humble home has decided to grant us a blessing that causes us to only speak the truth. To me, this seems like a very appropriate measure to take in the run up to an election. It keeps the candidates as honest as you all deserve for them to be.

Perhaps some of you have noticed that while the other two candidates have spoken at length about their appeal, I have said little to nothing. This is because I am aware of the great many rumors being spread about me. Of course, I naturally want to disprove these rumors, but how could I promise to you all that I am telling the truth about these matters?

The current situation allows me to promise that.

So if you have any concerns at all regarding the election, please speak with me now about them and I will answer as best I can.

But before that, there is one rumor that I want to put a stop to. Another candidate has unfortunately been spreading slander about my actions in regard to our own female Descole. So I want to make one thing very clear:

I was not the Layton who raped her or scarred her by carving my name into her chest.

This was a Layton from her own world, who I am in no way connected to. And this is something that I wanted to make very clear, as a gentleman should never harm a lady as such.

Sorry for going on at such length, but I feel you all deserve to know the truth. So please, if you wish to talk with me I'd be honored to hear from any of the citizens who the Prime Minister will be representing.
contraltoflute: (!Awkward)

[personal profile] contraltoflute 2012-03-12 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
...I wasn't aware that anyone had been implying that you were that Layton.
notsolegal: (!Snark)

[personal profile] notsolegal 2012-03-12 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
A gentleman should never harm a lady as such, but attempting to sexually assault a man is perfectly acceptable, Layton?
contraltoflute: (!Well...)

[personal profile] contraltoflute 2012-03-12 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Inability to tell a lie notwithstanding, Descole doesn't trust him. Even she can see the loophole in that sentence, and she's barely trying.]

...yes. Well.

It doesn't make me trust you any more, I must admit.
ext_1344553: Heh! (wutDescole)

[identity profile] sinisterballet.livejournal.com 2012-03-12 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
So what is your angle then, my component, because I'm not going to lie, hell, I can't, but why the hell do you want this elections anyway?

Whats the point to you?
notsolegal: (!Snark)

[personal profile] notsolegal 2012-03-12 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
You stopped because my mother kicked you in the face. Whether or not you knew I was different to your own Clive, you knew that I was not him, and even with a lack of knowledge about this place...

Well. I hardly think a man who jumps to conclusions that would lead to rape is one that this place ought to have as its ruler.
contraltoflute: (!Quiet)

[personal profile] contraltoflute 2012-03-12 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I never accused you. ...and I'd have corrected anyone who was accusing you.
notsolegal: (!Snark)

[personal profile] notsolegal 2012-03-12 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I cannot tell a lie, Layton, can I?

What you were doing would have been rape.
notsolegal: (!Snark)

[personal profile] notsolegal 2012-03-12 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Except that you seem disinclined to believe that it was a potential rape, and your own excuse suggests that you would have stayed that way throughout.
contraltoflute: (!Ugh.)

[personal profile] contraltoflute 2012-03-12 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
...I try to avoid the topic of you where I can.
notsolegal: (!Well...)

[personal profile] notsolegal 2012-03-12 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
...you can talk your way out of anything, can't you?
ext_1344553: Heh! (wutDescole)

[identity profile] sinisterballet.livejournal.com 2012-03-12 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you sure you don't just want power? Because I, like so many others here, don't trust you. I may be widely known as a criminal mastermind, but you're known more to others as this malevolent being. I don't trust you. I hope no one else does. The other Layton, from what I've heard from Ms. Clive, is also a malevolent person. You are planning on being a dictator, I know, because you offered me a seat of power if I remembered you.

My double doesn't trust you, why should I or any other of the Descoles, which may or may not grow?
notsolegal: (!Snark)

[personal profile] notsolegal 2012-03-12 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmm. Well. You're a politician, though, so forgive me if I don't trust that this place is actually capable of making you honest.
ext_1344553: Heh! (wutDescole)

[identity profile] sinisterballet.livejournal.com 2012-03-12 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm dangerous, says the man who wants to turn the dressing room into a dictatorship. I know fir one thing, I wouldn't be destryung cities and lives if I was elected in here, and that's because I, like hopefully most people in this hell hole, don't want a ruler, someone who keeps "order" in this distpoian society.

If someone opposes you, what are you going to do? Kill them? We don't have a jail, or a jury, ir anything of the sort. We all have our biases against each other, a ruler can only make ut worse.

Besides I'm not dangerous. Not anymore. Ixhave no need foe revenge and...and villainous ideals here, as no one should. Except foe whatever you're planning. I honestly hope no one votes for your or your double.

God, I wish we had more candidates...

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