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Professor Hershel Layton ([personal profile] porhlayton109) wrote in [community profile] laytondressing2011-12-01 03:54 pm

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[Layton stands looking confused in the corridor, his hand reached out as if to open a door. He was sure his office door was there in front of him, but now it was not. He lowered his hand.]

What is going on here?

[He looks around.]

Hello? Is there anyone here? 

[identity profile] ohsolegal.livejournal.com 2011-12-01 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm... pretty sure she en't married back 'ome... I don't think she's ever been married, neither.

Wouldn't blame 'er 'usband for leavin' 'er if she did 'ave one.

[He thinks he's quiet enough for that to be inaudible, but he's probably wrong.]

[identity profile] ohsolegal.livejournal.com 2011-12-01 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, back 'ome she's been fawnin' over me ever since I got back to London. 's why I don't reckon she's been married, 'cause I en't ever 'ad a married woman follow me 'round like 'er.

[identity profile] ohsolegal.livejournal.com 2011-12-01 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[He looks away.]

...well. She wouldn' like it if I got with 'er anyway. I've been with lotsa girls and it never lasts.

[identity profile] ohsolegal.livejournal.com 2011-12-01 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Why are you sorry? It en't all that bad...

[identity profile] ohsolegal.livejournal.com 2011-12-01 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
's... enjoyable.

[IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN wink wink nudge nudge]

[identity profile] ohsolegal.livejournal.com 2011-12-01 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[...heh.]

Don't look so disappointed, professah, I always treat 'em nice. Wouldn' it be ungentlemanly to disappoint the ladies?

[Luke is made of over-the-top bravado when it comes to women.]

[identity profile] ohsolegal.livejournal.com 2011-12-01 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Play with their feelings?

'ardly, professah, they know what I'm like.

[Maybe if you'd done that then Luke wouldn't have been so freaked out by the dreams about y-- nvm there were no dreams. Honest. 8U]

[identity profile] ohsolegal.livejournal.com 2011-12-01 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Sound like wot, professah?

[It is. Strangely amusing to have Layton flustered like this. Luke you sadist you.]

[identity profile] ohsolegal.livejournal.com 2011-12-01 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
...tell me, professah. If you're gonna bring it up then you oughtta finish sayin' it.

[identity profile] ohsolegal.livejournal.com 2011-12-01 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
...

...

[His brain's just sort of. Whirring to a halt there.]

Clive and you... are...

[This brings up so many things that Luke hasn't wanted to think about for the past few years.]

Aaaah... so you're... wot, gay?

[identity profile] ohsolegal.livejournal.com 2011-12-01 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Don't mind Luke, he's just having something of an existential crisis.]

...fuck.

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