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[You guys think you've got it bad?

Don's just going to stand here, being tiny and miserable, lamenting the further death of his chances with Shescole.]

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[But Don you look so Cute]

[After being shopping with Anton, Archery had returned and takes out a "kiss the dragon" top and tosses it to Don]

Cheer up Don its not the end of the world some people find dragons cute.

Not usually ones with moustaches though...

[Stares at the t-shirt with distain.]

They really sell these?

You moustache give you character then being a plan dragon.

Yes they where I think it was a one off sell with us being animals at the moment.

This place has a twisted sense of humour...

Well, I'd still rather be a dragon than a pony anyway.

That it dose.

what's wrong with being a pony? I raver like it.

It's too girly.

then I'm a girl with balls then.

Too much information, kid.

lighten up sower puss, no girl is going to what someone that is sad and grumpy all the time.

No lady is going to want a man who's three foot high and purple, either.

Have you asked a lady on there oppion of what they think of you?

I'm not delusional.

Asking others on what they like is not delusional. you know Ask the lady what she looknig for in a man, and see if you can work on any of thouse things.

That... doesn't really work on Lady Descole. She just talks about how she doesn't think she can have a relationship with anyone. But she means me specifically and is just tryingto be nice.

[No, Don, she really doesn't spare your feelings. :P]

Now Don, you let Layton have Cleare so why give up on this one?

Show her your a dissent man, take to to a meal, get a a jem or something nice, show her that you can be a nice guy.

But she's only shot me down a million times already!

[;________;]

Alright, let me see.

Say She is in the longe what would you say to her? when you see her?

I'd... try to crawl across the floor so she wouldn't see me.

[Don has a degree in pathetic.]

Well, that not very manly.
why not got turn the tables, show her you not intrested in her anymore play it cool. Stut you stuff in frunt of her.

Giver her the "I'm a bad man baby impresoson" inesrd of a snake.

[Luke, are you trying to set him up to make people laugh at him?]

Well, I thought about doing that. But then I figured she'd just feel glad that I've finally gotten over her...

Women like attashon so if she think your over her, she will and might advesher come to you. but you will have to play it out for a bit.

[where ever works, really. if he looks like a fool when doing it them yes]

It'd be easier if another chick came along. So then I could date the other chick and show her how much over her I am.

Pitty men seem to be more of a number here.
but still don't dewll on her.

So you don't... know any women?

[It never hurts to ask.]

I know 2 nice ladys back at home, one taken and the other is single. But I'm not sure there your type.

I'm pretty desperate.

Oh wait.. there flora, are you that desperate?

...No.

Good.. as then I would say you lost your marbles.

If the single Girl dose turn up here then I see about getting you a date. She not fuffy on men. I think there a photo in my room of the group I can point her out.

Very well!

[Don likes the idea of looking at photos of women, even if he gets nothing else out of it.]

Alright I'll go get you her photo.

[he picks up the bag and trots off to his room befor comnig back after a bit with a photo of Wren in her a skimpy outfit]

Umm her brother gave this to me... he thouth I like boobies.

She's a little... young...

[Damn, so close!]

She 26 the photo is when she was 21.

...Yeah, sure, I'll go for that.

So when's she arriving?

[:D]

When the DR bring her I guess.
could be next week, could be the week after.

She likes older men too, I know she told me so.

[shudders as what Wrane told him about dating Layton]

But does she like older men with fabulous moustaches?

I'm sure she will when she see you.

Of course she will! Because I'm handsome!

That you are.

I'm glad that someone agrees!

[Well, consider Don cheered up.]

[good good]

You can keep the Photo Don, I got something like 10 back at home.. its desoceiveing to me.

Why do you have so many photos?

Socket belive he can turn me strait with them.

Good luck with that one!

hes not gonig to change me

I bet being moved to another country didn't venstop your sickening obsession with Layton.

It did, as news was coming to us about what was going on in London.

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