contraltoflute: (!Sigh...)
Jeanne Descole ([personal profile] contraltoflute) wrote in [community profile] laytondressing2011-12-19 07:22 pm

So, the enchanted mistletoe is in place.

[...and Descole, typically, has ended up caught under it. Since she can't step out from under it, she's resorted to just sitting down in the middle of the floor, leaning against thin air. If it works, why not? She might as well take advantage of it the best she can, she reasons. She's not exactly happy about what she suspects this is going to entail - she knows mistletoe when she sees it - so she's trying to calm herself down about the whole thing along with waiting for someone to come along to help her out.]

[identity profile] monocle-layton.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Now that I know you're from such a vile blemish on the otherwise beautiful surface of England I wouldn't go anywhere near you.

[identity profile] monocle-layton.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm surprised they sold you clothes like that. Were they not able to smell the Essex on you?

[identity profile] monocle-layton.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
...

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

[identity profile] monocle-layton.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, well, how that I know you're a... you can only really describe Essex women as rodents, can't you? Anyway, now that I know where you hail from I shall not be doing what you want.

[identity profile] monocle-layton.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I might have considered you at least worth listening to before, but not anymore.

[Walks closer.]

Did you live on... on a council estate?

[identity profile] monocle-layton.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
That's simply disgusting. You are such a vile creature, aren't you?

[Standing directly in front of her now.]

[identity profile] monocle-layton.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
At least I'm not from Essex!

[identity profile] monocle-layton.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
The rest of England is fixated on it too, because it's like one of those awkward relatives you pretend not to be related to but at the same time don't want embarrassing you at formal gatherings.

[identity profile] monocle-layton.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
...We have a large family. Why, are you part American too?

[identity profile] monocle-layton.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Then I shalln't disappoint.

[Up in your mistletoe space now. The Essex spell has broken.]

[identity profile] monocle-layton.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't sound very eager, but if you insist...

[Tilts her head up, and kisses her deeply.]