Homesick

[sinisterballet.livejournal.com]

[Descole doesn't trust himself. He is classified a villain and knows it well. But he is not a sociopath. He has feelings like most human beings and he can't help but feel trapped in such a place. So he walks out to the lobby, where he finds a lot of people generally hang out, and he crosses his arms in front of the room.]

Alright! I am DYING of boredom and I miss my servants! Some one come entertain me, before I kill something!

[So it wasn't very delicate, but at least he got his point across.]

Comments

[sinisterballet.livejournal.com]

True. Well if you need help getting guys all you face to do is give yourself to them. I hardly think I have to explain to you how simple men are.

[primarydeux.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, getting guys isn't something I struggle with. I'm sure it's not something you struggle with, either. I mean, it's not like anyone could look at you and not know you like men, hmm?

[sinisterballet.livejournal.com]

Says you! I'm hardly threatened into tell YOU my sex life. I'm not wearing a wig and make up.

[He ruffles his hair with a half smile.]

[primarydeux.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe not a wig, but how can I tell you're not wearing makeup? I bet you're obsessed with my mascara because you're sad that nobody can see the hard work you put into your own.

[sinisterballet.livejournal.com]

My eyelashes don't need any priming, I'll promise you that.

Why are you so obsessed with proving my femininity? Isn't what I have enough for you?

[primarydeux.livejournal.com]

Well, you're obsessed with mine, I figured I ought to repay the favour. Glad to know you've got girly lashes though, Jean.

[sinisterballet.livejournal.com]

Why? You jealous? I wish I could give you my secrets, but oh, I am born with such gifts!

[primarydeux.livejournal.com]

Ugh, were you also born with the gift of being an overdramatic ponce, or did you have to work for that one?

[sinisterballet.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, I've always been a natural. Remember? I was in theatre arts my whole life before I became a scientist? It comes naturally.

[primarydeux.livejournal.com]

Ugh, how did anyone stand you? I bet you were a prissy little boy, too.

[sinisterballet.livejournal.com]

Prissy? No, prissy was not the word. I was actually quite shy and reserved as a child, until I was thrust on a stage. If I showed any sign of personality in the house I grew up in, I'd be beat. Though, you don't need to know that.

[He laughs low.]

I bet you were a cute little thing as a boy.

[primarydeux.livejournal.com]

Cute? God, no,I was an arse. I couldn't stand the other children because they made fun of my stutter, so I just used to hang around with adults and irritate them all the time.

[sinisterballet.livejournal.com]

Aw, that is cute though. I can see you now. Bothering Dimitri, I bet, hm?

I know all the kids my age made fun of me too. I was too quiet they said. Well, hasn't that changed?

[primarydeux.livejournal.com]

Oh, shut up! You could never be too quiet, the moment you open your mouth you're not quiet enough.

[sinisterballet.livejournal.com]

Oh you love this voice. Don't you lie!

And if you knew me as a kid, I promise. It would be different.

[primarydeux.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, I totally want to listen to you whisper sweet-nothings to me all night long.

[sinisterballet.livejournal.com]

Oh I never realized you had such feelings for me. If you really want me that badly, perhaps I can give in, if you keep the wig on.

[primarydeux.livejournal.com]

Oh? I never would have thought you were into that sort of thing. Would you want the rest left on, too?

[sinisterballet.livejournal.com]

[He made a look like he was thinking, then he shook his head.]

On second though, maybe you should just take it all off. Wig too.

[primarydeux.livejournal.com]

Should I be glad you apparently prefer the real me, or insulted on the behalf of any real Emmys?

[sinisterballet.livejournal.com]

You, my dear, should be glad at all I'd even consider you!

[primarydeux.livejournal.com]

And what's that supposed to mean? I mean, it's hardly going to be the cock that would bother you, so unless you're suggesting I'm ugly then I don't see why you might not consider me.

[sinisterballet.livejournal.com]

Well, I wouldn't say you're my type completely. I'm into the more...gendered types.

Anyway, are you sure its not you're male genes that would bother me? I never gave a strait answer of my sexuality.

[primarydeux.livejournal.com]

Ugh, I'm perfectly gendered. And as for your sexuality... well, you keep claiming to like women, but at the same time, you look like that. So you must be at least bisexual, right?

[sinisterballet.livejournal.com]

Why would I tell you? My sexuality is perfectly my business!

And for your information, my outfit does not express any of mt sex life.