laytondressing | (no subject)

[Anton happens to be walking by and... OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THAT HAIR! What a mess! :|

He dashes over~]

Hello there, young man. You must be new here. Different dimension, pulls people in and all that jazz.

But seriously, how can you be walking around with hair like that? This simply must be fixed!

m my hair? and what are you gonig about about Mr

Your hair is all over the place! It's a mess and, quite frankly, it looks like a fluffy animal has died on your head.

But never fear, because Anton is here to fix it up for you~

my hair is fine as it is.
[he backs up]

No, I've never seen hair less fine than yours. But don't worry, I know where there's a salon near here.

[Aaaand the creepy old man is approaching you. He swears he's not a pedo, he just wants to fix your hair.]

No its fine.I'v always had my hair like this. I don't like people tuching my hair.

[pedo you are and I will not go with you]

Well, I can't imagine anyone would want to touch your hair, with it looking like that. But I can assure you that when I'm done with you, the young man and-or lady of your dreams will be fawning over how nice your new 'do looks.

N..No thank you.. my friends think I'm fine like this

They're clearly just trying to spare your feelings.

I like my hair like this.

I'm not going to force you or anything, but...

[He shakes his head. If that hair is left unchecked then it'll give him nightmares.]

...No, I'm sorry. That hair just has to go!

[Grabs Badger's arm.]

LET ME GO! your not touching my hair! If you do't let me go I will bite you.

Bite me...?

...

Do you have rabies? Just checking.

I might, I do live on the streets MR.

So you're an orphan?

My god, that's even better! This could be my chance to take in a poor, tragic orphan with rabies, teach him how to read, give him a hair cut, make him into a reformed member of society and get a book deal where I tell people all about how I did it.

This is perfect!

[Yes, he did just say all of that out loud.]

What are you smokeing Mr?
I have a Family, I I just don't like to be at home. I can read and your not given me a hair cut.

You... have...?

Oh.

[Well, that's a bit of a let down. How rude of you!]

Even if you have a family, I'm still giving you a haircut. You can't talk me out of it.

I don't what a haircut.

[rich tart, I'm not going with you]

[struggle in Antons grip to try am get him to let go]

You just think that you don't want a haircut. But after I'm done you'll realise that you've been making a big mistake.

[Sorry kid, Anton's got a lot of experience grabbing onto people. You're getting dragged to the salon.]

No I KNOW I don't what my hair cut.
I now getting it cut will be the mistake.

Besides that my so called parent told me never to go with strangers.

[and you as bout as strange as they get.]

I'm not a stranger! I'm Anton Herzen, everyone knows me!

Never herd of you.