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[baderraven]

[badger looks around a little lost, he was sure he was on his look out post watching for punters. Lessoning to Scraps talk about how he was sick of rich kids.]

h..Hello? Boss? Scraps? guys?

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[sassy_gay_anton]

Well, I can't imagine anyone would want to touch your hair, with it looking like that. But I can assure you that when I'm done with you, the young man and-or lady of your dreams will be fawning over how nice your new 'do looks.

[baderraven]

N..No thank you.. my friends think I'm fine like this

[sassy_gay_anton]

They're clearly just trying to spare your feelings.

[baderraven]

I like my hair like this.

[sassy_gay_anton]

I'm not going to force you or anything, but...

[He shakes his head. If that hair is left unchecked then it'll give him nightmares.]

...No, I'm sorry. That hair just has to go!

[Grabs Badger's arm.]

[baderraven]

LET ME GO! your not touching my hair! If you do't let me go I will bite you.

[sassy_gay_anton]

Bite me...?

...

Do you have rabies? Just checking.

[baderraven]

I might, I do live on the streets MR.

[sassy_gay_anton]

So you're an orphan?

My god, that's even better! This could be my chance to take in a poor, tragic orphan with rabies, teach him how to read, give him a hair cut, make him into a reformed member of society and get a book deal where I tell people all about how I did it.

This is perfect!

[Yes, he did just say all of that out loud.]

[baderraven]

What are you smokeing Mr?
I have a Family, I I just don't like to be at home. I can read and your not given me a hair cut.

[sassy_gay_anton]

You... have...?

Oh.

[Well, that's a bit of a let down. How rude of you!]

Even if you have a family, I'm still giving you a haircut. You can't talk me out of it.

[baderraven]

I don't what a haircut.

[rich tart, I'm not going with you]

[struggle in Antons grip to try am get him to let go]

[sassy_gay_anton]

You just think that you don't want a haircut. But after I'm done you'll realise that you've been making a big mistake.

[Sorry kid, Anton's got a lot of experience grabbing onto people. You're getting dragged to the salon.]

[baderraven]

No I KNOW I don't what my hair cut.
I now getting it cut will be the mistake.

Besides that my so called parent told me never to go with strangers.

[and you as bout as strange as they get.]

[sassy_gay_anton]

I'm not a stranger! I'm Anton Herzen, everyone knows me!

[baderraven]

Never herd of you.

[sassy_gay_anton]

Well, I suppose you don't have celebrities out in the sticks!

[baderraven]

Are you saying that Mr Layton is not a celebritie in his own right?

[sassy_gay_anton]

Oh, Layton? Well, of course you'd know Layton, I suppose. Him and I go way back, we're practically boyfriends.

[Just... don't ask Layton to clarify that.]

[baderraven]

I know Mr Layton sins the day he took Luke away from Misshallary. My boss was up set about that.

boyfriend? Luke said in his last letter that a guy called Clive was his man.

[sassy_gay_anton]

Clive is a... technicality. But one that Layton and I are working to overcome with our pure love.

[baderraven]

Oh wait! Now I recall You the one Luke called a Vamper, and live in a wreck of a castle.

[aspiringtime]

((AHAHAHHAHA SORRY I JUST HAVE TO BUTT IN HERE AND SAY THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. Seriously, best thing I've ready all day. IT'S 11:30 AT NIGHT IT'S ALMOST NOT EVEN DAY ANYMORE AND IT'S THE BEST I'VE READY ALL DAY. Thank you for that. I will go to bed happy.))

[baderraven]

((Its nice to make people happy with our silly talks :) ))

[sassy_gay_anton]

(GLAD YOU ENJOYED. ;D)