Homesick

[sinisterballet.livejournal.com]

[Descole doesn't trust himself. He is classified a villain and knows it well. But he is not a sociopath. He has feelings like most human beings and he can't help but feel trapped in such a place. So he walks out to the lobby, where he finds a lot of people generally hang out, and he crosses his arms in front of the room.]

Alright! I am DYING of boredom and I miss my servants! Some one come entertain me, before I kill something!

[So it wasn't very delicate, but at least he got his point across.]

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[primarydeux.livejournal.com]

It's a shame you're not getting it back then, hmm?

[She snorts.]

God, I can just about stand you right now. Maybe it's something about the hat.

[sinisterballet.livejournal.com]

Yeah it's the hat. The hat sort of gives you some sort of extra power.

Or maybe we screamed it out at each other.

[He starts laughing.]

[primarydeux.livejournal.com]

[Snorting, Clive reaches up to pull the hat off and put it under her arm, careful not to catch the wig as she's removing it.]

Well, hmm, this is practically a Christmas gift. I should give you something in return. Maybe some makeup, since you seem so obsessed with mine.

[sinisterballet.livejournal.com]

[He gives a similar snort and shakes his head.]

That would probably be the most useless Christmas gift I would ever have gotten.

[primarydeux.livejournal.com]

Sure, maybe eye makeup or some such, but what about lipstick? I bet you could rock lipstick. Unless you're worried about losing it the way you claim I lost mine with Layton?

[sinisterballet.livejournal.com]

Oh! Touche, my devious friend!

You're right though, the lipstick might be gone within the day, but not the way you lost it, I'm sure.

[primarydeux.livejournal.com]

Ugh, I told you I didn't lose lipstick that way, I wasn't even wearing it. How do you think you'd lose yours, anyway?

[sinisterballet.livejournal.com]

Too much snogging pretty girls, that's how.

...and SURE you didn't...

[primarydeux.livejournal.com]

Hah! Like you've ever kissed a girl!

[sinisterballet.livejournal.com]

You have got to be kidding! Of COURSE I have!!! What are you thinking?

[primarydeux.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't know, you look like the closest you'd get to kissing a girl is someone like me.

[sinisterballet.livejournal.com]

Ha! Look who's talking! I promise, I've had more women in my life than I've known what to do with!

[Over-compensating much? Well it doesn't matter to Jean, because it would be a lie if he said he wasn't having fun.]

[primarydeux.livejournal.com]

More women than you've known what to do with? Well, in your case that would be any woman, right?

[sinisterballet.livejournal.com]

Are you kidding? Birds swoon over the theatrical look. Be that a lesson for you, young one.

[primarydeux.livejournal.com]

Did we not already establish that I hardly need advice at getting girls?

[sinisterballet.livejournal.com]

True. Well if you need help getting guys all you face to do is give yourself to them. I hardly think I have to explain to you how simple men are.

[primarydeux.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, getting guys isn't something I struggle with. I'm sure it's not something you struggle with, either. I mean, it's not like anyone could look at you and not know you like men, hmm?

[sinisterballet.livejournal.com]

Says you! I'm hardly threatened into tell YOU my sex life. I'm not wearing a wig and make up.

[He ruffles his hair with a half smile.]

[primarydeux.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe not a wig, but how can I tell you're not wearing makeup? I bet you're obsessed with my mascara because you're sad that nobody can see the hard work you put into your own.

[sinisterballet.livejournal.com]

My eyelashes don't need any priming, I'll promise you that.

Why are you so obsessed with proving my femininity? Isn't what I have enough for you?

[primarydeux.livejournal.com]

Well, you're obsessed with mine, I figured I ought to repay the favour. Glad to know you've got girly lashes though, Jean.

[sinisterballet.livejournal.com]

Why? You jealous? I wish I could give you my secrets, but oh, I am born with such gifts!

[primarydeux.livejournal.com]

Ugh, were you also born with the gift of being an overdramatic ponce, or did you have to work for that one?

[sinisterballet.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, I've always been a natural. Remember? I was in theatre arts my whole life before I became a scientist? It comes naturally.

[primarydeux.livejournal.com]

Ugh, how did anyone stand you? I bet you were a prissy little boy, too.